Friday Quick Takes
Big Balls
Last night, the Jesse Watters Primetime studio lit up with the energy of Elon Musk and a group of young Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) team members, gathered at their Eisenhower Building headquarters for an exclusive Fox News interview. The discussion, centered on their mission to slash government waste and inefficiency in the first 100 days of President Donald Trump’s second term, revealed not just their achievements but the grueling commitment behind them.
Musk, leading DOGE as a “special government employee,” spoke with intensity about the team’s relentless pace, describing workdays stretching 16 to 20 hours, often seven days a week, to meet their ambitious goals. He outlined their progress, claiming at least $160 billion in cuts to wasteful programs, including $330 million in Small Business Administration loans tied to people improbably listed as over 120 years old. “It’s like the Flintstones,” Musk said, slamming outdated federal systems. He shared the stage with young reformers, including 19-year-old Edward Coristine, who, despite his playful LinkedIn handle “Big Balls,” spoke seriously about grinding through long nights to overhaul payment systems in the State Department’s tech bureau. Coristine said he chose the handle because, “People are super serious and very averse to risk and I want to be neither one of those things.” You can either hire somebody who you know is going to be honest with you or you can hire someone timid and indecisive.
Another team member recounted marathon sessions uncovering inefficiencies, like a trip to a “retirement cave” in Boyers, Pennsylvania, where federal paperwork is still processed by hand. Ethan Shaotran, a Harvard dropout, described sacrificing sleep and personal life, working late hours to expose fraud and push for reform, undeterred by the personal toll. The team highlighted jaw-dropping discoveries, like the United States Institute of Peace, where they found loaded guns and a $130,000 contract with a former Taliban member, calling it the “least peaceful agency.” Musk pointed to the Inter-American Foundation, noting that only 58% of its $50 million budget reaches projects, with the rest lost to overhead, a problem they tackled through exhaustive audits.
Musk admitted the team hadn’t hit their initial $2 trillion savings target, landing at $150 billion, but stressed the long hours-often starting before dawn and ending past midnight-had fueled their progress. He spoke of scaling back his own role in May, citing the strain of balancing DOGE with his businesses, but vowed to keep contributing one to two days a week. The team’s dedication shone through as they described empowering government employees who joined their late-night efforts to root out waste. Musk envisioned a future where government runs as smoothly as an Apple Store, a goal he said demanded their sleepless commitment.
As the interview wrapped, the DOGE team’s exhaustion and resolve were palpable. They painted a picture of a group burning the midnight oil, driven by a shared mission to reshape a sluggish system, their long days and sleepless nights the unspoken backbone of every cut and reform they championed.
A Solid Jobs Report
Today, the Bureau of Labor Statistics released the April jobs report, revealing a resilient U.S. labor market despite tariff-related uncertainties. The establishment survey reported 177,000 new nonfarm payroll jobs, slightly below March’s revised 185,000 but above the expected 133,000, with gains in health care, transportation, and financial sectors offset by a 9,000 drop in federal government jobs. Hourly earnings rose modestly by 0.2% month-over-month and 3.8% year-over-year, the slowest annual pace since July 2024, while the workweek remained steady at 34.2 hours. The household survey, capturing a broader range including the self-employed, showed a robust 436,000 employment increase, with the labor force growing by over 500,000, lifting the participation rate to 62.6%. The unemployment rate held at 4.2%, with 7.2 million unemployed, and the broader U-6 measure dipped to 7.8%, highlighting underlying strength despite the household survey’s smaller sample size.
Dire predictions of economic chaos following President Trump’s April 2 tariff announcements have not materialized, as today’s jobs report underscores remarkable labor market stability. Contrary to warnings of supply chain disruptions, inflation spikes, and layoffs, the establishment survey’s 177,000 new jobs and the household survey’s 436,000 employment gain, alongside steady unemployment and moderated wage growth, signal an economy absorbing policy shocks. Financial markets reflected this optimism on Friday, with the Dow Jones Industrial Average up 0.2%, the S&P 500 rising 0.6%, and the Nasdaq climbing 1.5%, bolstered by strong tech earnings. However, analysts caution that tariff impacts may surface in future reports, with the May data, due June 6, seen as pivotal.
For the week, markets posted strong gains, erasing April’s losses. The Nasdaq surged 6.7%, driven by tech giants like Microsoft and Meta, while the S&P 500 rose 4.6% and the Dow gained 2.5%, marking the second weekly advance in three weeks. Hopes of U.S.-China trade talks and the solid jobs data fueled this rally, though indexes remain below pre-tariff levels from early April. Treasury yields edged higher, with the 10-year note at 4.25%, reflecting confidence in economic stability tempered by vigilance for potential tariff-related disruptions ahead.
Derogatory Democrats
Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker went Full Mad Maxine last week threatening Republicans with the same inflammatory language as Maxine Waters shrieked, “You create a crowd and you push back on them and you tell them they are not welcome!” Pritzker used the “never know peace” forumlation.
Gov. Pritzker incites violence against Trump supporters by telling the left to take over the streets so “Republicans cannot have peace.” pic.twitter.com/sCuqGat2HX
– Emeka Gift Official (@EmekaGift100) April 28, 2025
Hakeem Jeffries used Ulysses S. Grant to call Republicans “traitors”, which makes the irony hard to miss since his party from 200 years ago to the present day is still overly concerned about who “the help” will be and will pick their crops.
🚨Hakeem Jeffries, at a “sit in” on the steps of the Capitol with Cory Booker in another Resistance™️ stunt –
– says this moment in America reminds him of what US Grant said at start of the Civil War:
“There are but two parties in America right now, patriots and traitors.” pic.twitter.com/xWGLDJFFTP
– Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) April 27, 2025
After hearing that I can’t hear anything else but the echoing of the queer rabbi chanting about love that the people surrounding him have difficulty operating under.
A queer “rabbi” singing while someone behind him/her holds a sign about a place where he would be beheaded, with Temu Obama sitting there motionless is the perfect Democrat imagery. pic.twitter.com/SzKHVZ9YdU
– Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) April 28, 2025
Chuck Schumer had a Rick James moment this week about polls.
A reporter just ENDED Chuck Schumer’s entire career:
SCHUMER: Trump has the lowest 100-day approval rating!
REPORTER: There’s a poll that has you at 17% approval.
SCHUMER: Polls come and go…
– Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) May 1, 2025
Finally there was Ilhan Omar telling Daily Caller News Foundation reporter, Myles Morell, to “fck off” not once, but twice.
REP. ILHAN OMAR: “I think you should f*ck off.”
Very cosmopolitan
– john jackson (@pvtjokerus) May 1, 2025
RIP Ruth Buzzi
The legendary Ruth Buzzi passed away after a long period in hospice at her North Texas home. A longtime Texas resident, Buzzi will forever bee remembered as Gladys Ormphby on Laugh In. Her fellow cast members as well as many famous guest hosts and stars felt the wrath of Gladys’ purse on the park bench. She appeared regularly on the Muppets and had a memorable turn as the android alien Fi who travels time with Fum, played by the late great Jim Nabors in Sid and Marty Krofft’s The Lost Saucer, which was an after school treat when I was growing up. Ruth was a huge fan of The Five and an active viewer of Gutfeld!, regularly sending Greg Gutfeld DMs with comments about the show, the jokes, and guests.
Ruth best described her role as a comedienne a year and a half ago.
Lots of my famous friends won’t agree, but being a celebrity gives me neither the credibility nor any special authority to tell anybody else how to vote.
My job for over half a century was to entertain you to the very best of my ability – and I tried my hardest to do that.
– RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) November 21, 2023
You knocked it out of the park, Ruth. Rest in peace.

