Midweek Musings
Dateline: Minnesota Privilege Anything Less Than the Best is a Felony Yo, first degree! Let's kick it. Dylan Bryan Adams, a 33-year-old fiscal policy analyst for the Minnesota Department of Human Services, was arrested on March 29, 2025, for allegedly vandalizing at least six Tesla vehicles in Minneapolis, causing over $20,000 in damages. Surveillance footage from Tesla cameras captured Adams keying the vehicles, often while walking his dog, in incidents between March 18 and March 25, 2025, primarily in downtown Minneapolis, with one occurrence at a Northeast Minneapolis Target parking lot. The videos showed him casually scraping keys across the cars,…