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Talarico’s Campaign Theology


The clip is the house theology with a punch line.

N.B. March 4: Why Talarico Won’t Win Texas. September 15: Losin’ Texas. Same file. The church is no longer backdrop. It is the source code.

Andrew Breitbart was right. Politics is downstream from culture. James Talarico’s culture has a street address.

St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church in Austin raised him. Jim Rigby baptized him, married his parents, and has been his pastor since he was two. Talarico has said so himself. That pulpit taught him what to do with Jesus. The Senate race is the delivery system. The deductible clip is not a stray ad. It is the house theology with a punch line.

On September 27 he posted the short version.

Behind the slogan sits the line he will not retire. In church halls he has told crowds that Matthew 25 is “how we will be judged and how we will be saved,” by healing the sick, feeding the hungry, welcoming the stranger. He has added that Jesus spent most of His time healing, not teaching.

That is not a healthcare take. That is another gospel.

The Bible already wrote the test. I am going to let it speak in the English Standard Version and then show the fruit.

Jesus first.

Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves. You will recognize them by their fruits.

— Matthew 7:15–16

Not everyone who says to me, “Lord, Lord,” will enter the kingdom of heaven, but the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. On that day many will say to me, “Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and cast out demons in your name, and do many mighty works in your name?” And then will I declare to them, “I never knew you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessness.”

— Matthew 7:21–23

He says Lord. He cites the healings. The question is whether the Christ in the ad is the Christ who speaks. Mighty works in His name are not a substitute for knowing Him.

Paul next, because Talarico’s salvation sentence is the whole problem.

For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast.

— Ephesians 2:8–9

But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach to you a gospel contrary to the one we preached to you, let him be accursed. As we have said before, so now I say again: If anyone is preaching to you a gospel contrary to the one you received, let him be accursed.

— Galatians 1:8–9

Matthew 25 is a judgment scene. The King separates sheep from goats by how they treated “the least of these my brothers.” The works are evidence of who already belongs to Him. They are not the instrument of justification. Talarico collapses the fruit into the root. That is the old social-gospel move. Make the orchard the seed.

He also changes the verb. The text does not say Jesus will reward a federal benefits program.

For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me, I was naked and you clothed me, I was sick and you visited me, I was in prison and you came to me.

— Matthew 25:35–36

Visited. Not billed through CMS. Not a Medicare buy-in. Not a deductible joke. Personal mercy. After He fed the five thousand He rebuked the crowd that wanted another meal.

Truly, truly, I say to you, you are seeking me, not because you saw signs, but because you ate your fill of the loaves.

— John 6:26

Then He offered Himself as the Bread of Life. That is the opposite of “the gospel is a benefits package.” “He didn’t ask for a deductible” is clever. It is also a bait-and-switch. No serious Christian thinks Jesus ran an actuarial pool. The question is whether your neighbor’s charity, the church’s diaconal work, and a just legal order are the same thing as the state extracting resources and calling the result what Jesus would do. They are not. Romans 13 gives the magistrate the sword for justice. It does not hand him the keys of the kingdom or a standing commission to become the national healer.

“Most of His time was healing, not teaching” is false on a plain reading. Open the Gospels. The Sermon on the Mount, the parables, the Upper Room, the debates, the cross and the resurrection are the spine. The miracles authenticate the claim that the kingdom has come near. Reducing Him to a wandering EMT so you can annex “biblical grounds” for a statute is not exegesis. It is campaign theology.

Paul again, on the method.

And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. So it is no surprise if his servants, also, disguise themselves as servants of righteousness.

— 2 Corinthians 11:14–15

For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own passions, and will turn away from listening to the truth and wander off into myths.

— 2 Timothy 4:3–4

Having the appearance of godliness, but denying its power. Avoid such people.

— 2 Timothy 3:5

That is St. Andrew’s. Not a metaphor. The building.

Rigby’s pulpit treats “King” and “Lord” as words to drop because they would make God male. New members are handed The Inclusive Bible so they can, in his phrase, “let go of the stupid stuff.” Talarico has preached in that room that God is not a Christian. “Our trans community needs abortion care, too.” The congregation bills itself as a reproductive-freedom church, abortion as blessing, not tragedy. The children’s library has held material no Sunday school should touch. Rev. Babs Miller, on hidden camera, rejected the virgin birth and the claim that Jesus died for sins. Rome killed a political threat, she said. He did not die to save anyone. She also said that once Talarico is elected he will “change his tune back.” Rev. Carol Johnson called it “not a belief-based church” but a “values-based church,” said they do not spend time on creeds, and described a sanctuary arrangement for an illegal alien living in the building. A values-based sanctuary with no creeds is not a quirky Austin parish. It is a political organization that kept the steeple.

The Old Testament saw this coming.

If a prophet or a dreamer of dreams arises among you and gives you a sign or a wonder, and the sign or wonder that he tells you comes to pass, and if he says, “Let us go after other gods,” which you have not known, “and let us serve them,” you shall not listen to the words of that prophet or that dreamer of dreams. For the Lord your God is testing you, to know whether you love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul.

— Deuteronomy 13:1–3

The test is not whether the speaker can quote a healing. The test is whether he leads you to the Lord or to another. Jeremiah warned about prophets who fill you with vain hopes and speak visions of their own minds. Ezekiel asked the shepherds of Israel why they were feeding themselves. Same file. Different century.

In 2021 Talarico sat with a trans-identifying “activist theologian” and said the quiet part. “I always think of myself as a Christian who hates Christianity.” He praised the “barefoot Rabbi” as more radical than any political philosophy, analogized Him to Buddha and the mystics, and placed himself in a Christian-anarchist tradition. Keep the name. Empty the creed. Fill it with the program. Deductible Jesus is that sentence with better lighting.

That is the culture. Now the politics that ran downhill from it.

He began September in Hollywood. Shonda Rhimes. Damon Lindelof. “Two Visionaries, One Night” with Jon Ossoff. Tickets from a thousand dollars to twenty-seven thousand. A showrunner who paused Grey’s Anatomy to protest ICE hosted the Texas seminarian and the Georgia incumbent and split the take. He ended the month in Manhattan. Robert De Niro introducing. Sherrod Brown on the ticket. Ohio Texas Victory Fund. Same champion price: $27,000. The host list ran through Mamdani bundlers, the Human Rights Campaign, GLAAD, Wall Street, Tribeca. One host has called this country a shithole. Working people in the bio. Coastal transfer in the calendar.

The “corrupt system” in the Sunday ad is not the room writing the checks. Jesus did not ask for a deductible. The champion donors asked for twenty-seven thousand. An eighth-generation Texan who needs Los Angeles and New York to keep the lights on is telling you which electorate he serves. Texans already have the idiom. I wasn’t born here, but I got here as soon as I could. Talarico was born here and keeps leaving for the rooms that fund the costume.

I have written since March that he will not win Texas because he is not authentic. The girlfriend week. The meat reveal. The top-versus-bottom mailer. The church that will not say Lord. This is the same file. He does not sound like the state he wants to represent, and he does not worship like it either. He uses the vocabulary Texans still love and then preaches a different religion. Charity is commanded. Coercion is not the same virtue. Healing the sick is holy. Pretending the atonement is downstream of a public option is not.

A Presbyterian seminarian knows, or is supposed to know, the difference between justification and its fruit, between a sign-miracle and a statute, and between the church’s calling and Caesar’s. This clip erases all three. The pastors who formed him erased them first. Miller says he will change his tune back after the election. Believe her. The tune was written in that sanctuary.

Paxton does not need a sermon. He needs the clip next to the itinerary. Deductible Jesus on Sunday. De Niro on Monday. That is not a Texas campaign that dipped out for money. That is a national progressive product that uses Texas as the map and Christ as the mascot.

I will say it the short way. Politics is downstream from culture. This culture produced a candidate who treats Jesus as a means to socialist ends. The Bible already named the category. The calendar proved he belongs in it. Texas can read.

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James K. Bishop

James K. Bishop is a conservative writer and raconteur hailing from Texas, known for his incisive and often provocative takes on political and cultural issues. With a staunch commitment to originalist constitutional principles, he emphasizes limited government, individual liberties, and traditional American values. Active on X under the handle @James_K_Bishop, he frequently engages his audience with sharp critiques of progressive policies, media narratives, and overreaches by the federal government. His style is direct, often laced with humor and wit, which resonates strongly with his conservative followers.